Portals to Hell

Connecting You to the World!
Portals.to.Hell.S01E03.Bobby.Mackeys.Music.
World.720p.WEBRip.x264-DHD
May 05 2019 - DATE
English - LANGUAGE
00:42:34.260 - DURATiON
1133 MB - SiZE
x264 - ViDEO CODEC
1280x720 - RESOLUTiON
3594 kbps - ViDEO BiTRATE
23.976 fps - FRAMERATE
AAC - AUDiO CODEC
126 kbps - AUDiO BiTRATE
18 - CRF
- RLS NOTES
CAFFEiNE's release gradually becomes more and
more out of sync; about 3s oos toward the end.
Fuck you, Comcast, and your downscaled HDTV!
For the price of 1080i you only give us 720p!
That shit should be illegal, call the fucking
FCC! Oh wait, our mistake, that won't do shit
with all your lobbying. Bribery. Same things
with different names. Here's what we truly
think of your Future of Awesome: no joke, we
hope it chokes and dies somewhat slow,
drowning in a billion gallons of cum from
disease riddled opossums.

Hold up. Wait. Nope. We're not done. Here's an
idea that's truly brilliant. What each and
every Comcast subscriber should do is, go back
to mailing their monthly dues in and somewhere
on the checks smudge a little poop in. That's
right. Rub a dab of butt fudge anywhere on
those month to month payments. It seems fair,
would any others agree? Instead of tit for tat
it's shit for shat for the crap we receive.
And be sure to add a smiley on that check to
be sent in. We'll be grinning when our shit is
in their systems.
FQM CTU REVEiLLE STFU

and all the others, who choose quality over speed